Eating - Toddler Style

Adults -
1. sit at table
2. pick up fork
3. get food on fork
4. place fork in mouth and deposit food
5. remove fork
6. chew - with mouth closed.

Toddler -
1. kick and wiggle as placed in high chair
2. pick up chicken in hand, mashing food beyond recognition - identify it as a foreign object and put in nose
3. rethink nose idea, attempt to place in mouth
4. miss mouth
5. pick it up again and throw it on the floor - stupid chicken
6. yell at mom to feed you chicken on her fork
7. mom feeds you chicken
8. chew with large lip smacks and with food in view of all at the table

Dessert
1. attempt to pick up of brownie piece
2. successful
3. hmmmmm how many pieces can I put in my mouth
4. proceed to shove four pieces in mouth
5. try and chew this most delicious dessert
6. smile as mom and dad start to laugh
7. bits of brownie roll down chin with drool - mom and dad now in full hysterics
8. put another piece in mouth
9. gag on brownie, mom removes excess food having regained her composure
10. clap in delight at making parents day