Daily Diet according to Little G

Breakfast
8:00 - bottle of milk
8:15 - goldfish cracker found under couch
8:45 - one piece of toilet paper - mom made me spit most of it out, then she got really mad...something about the toilet not being a water table
9:00 - 1/2 a piece of toast I threw most of it on the floor (gotta have snacks for later)

Snack
10:30 - find left over piece of KD stuck to leg of high chair...yum. For some reason mom is gagging as she tries to wrestle this from me.

Lunch
11:00 - noodles in a hat, maybe it is a bowl, anyway, fling a few noodles in the air at mom and big brother. Mom sure says "no" a lot. Take cup of water and hold it over head. Mix it into hair with cheese sauce hands. Try to see if ears or nose can also accept food. No luck yet.
11:15 - arch back and shriek as mom pins me into the chair to wipe away most of the cheese and water residue.

Snack
1:45 - bottle of milk
2:00 - part of a pink crayon, mom again is not too happy. It says non-toxic on it! What is her problem. Big brother gets in trouble for not putting his crayons away(hee hee).
3:00 - climb mom's leg, partly just for fun, partly cause big brother's snack looks good.
3:15 - mom hands over some snacks, I manage to pocket a few in my diaper and sweater. These come in handy later for the carpet smoosh
4:00 - pull out snack reserve and smash into carpet, mom found ones in diaper and threw away(buzz kill) but she didn't find secret sweater stash!!

Dinner
5:00 - Looks like mom is making dinner. Big brother is chanting for TV and begging for cookies. Mom looks ready to explode. Crawl over to mom's leg and pinch hard...hmmm she didn't take that too well. Find piece of toast from breakfast under fridge - show it to mom. Again she takes it away. Man she wrecks all the good stuff.
5:40 - Daddy home - chew on his shoes as he unpacks his briefcase. Note to self : Daddy doesn't like shoe chewing.
5:45 - Throw veggies at the floor, again I hear lots of "no". I am really starting to hate that word. Hmmm don't like the texture of this...spit it out in a spray. Then shove both hands in mouth to remove offending remnants. Pour milk on head and fling cutlery at the wall. Have two bites of mystery glop.
6:15 - Find yellow crayon...yum dessert. Big brother gets in trouble again for leaving crayons out...that was fun!