Dear LBH

Dear Little Black hair(s) on my chin

In the past Management has gently reminded you that you are not welcome on the facial portion of the body. You have been given close-by options like the armpit or eyebrows. Yet you continue to sprout anew on the chin. Management would think that being ripped out repeatedly would have given you a slight indication that you were not welcome.

May we again suggest moving to another part of the body such as the armpit - close by, and in summer does see the light of day. It is true that this prime real estate can suffer from moisture or odor but Abbotsford and Chilliwack could say the same thing and people still live there! The eyebrow is another prime location. Still on the face and with more direct sunlight. One does have to caution that should you chose to locate yourself too far south on the eyebrow(with the group of militant hairs) you will again be subject to mass evacuation after being coated in a thick wax. There are also some other areas where during the winter months you could grow freely without interruption but there is less direct light. Of course during the summer months there maybe a temporary eviction. But come fall residents are welcomed back.

We ask that you consider these alternate living arrangements. Failure to comply with the above will result in a shock treatment of Jolene bleach and possible removal by tweezers.

Thanks

The Management